Off-Topic Joke Thread

[jimmy g]

I thought her red dress was the main subject.

The truck is green for Go.

I thought her dress was Yellow for Proceed with Caution, Prepare to Stop.

if you are seeing Red- she’s sending you signals to STOP!

 

[Triplex]

The truck is green for Go.

I thought her dress was Yellow for Proceed with Caution, Prepare to Stop.

if you are seeing Red- she’s sending you signals to STOP!

He saw red because his blood was rushing somewhere.

 

[seabreeze]

I thought her red dress was the main subject.

https://imgur.com/a/DPNU105

There you go again, ain't no wonder our serious posters get ill with you guys who can't stay on topic like me.
I just got back from UNC at Chapel Hill having a Cochlear implant in my left ear which has been deaf for many years.
I attribute some of this to the 2 stroke Detroits until the Teamsters got us AC in 1978.
I'm sure Slave will place the blame on the vaccine, but I'm sticking with the Detroits.

The nurse said my hat would not hold an echo like the one some guy from the West coast wears, and I would be able to stay on topic much better after my hearing is restored.
If anyone is interested in a hat like this, I can be reached at BR549.

 

[Triplex]

https://imgur.com/a/DPNU105

There you go again, ain't no wonder our serious posters get ill with you guys who can't stay on topic like me.
I just got back from UNC at Chapel Hill having a Cochlear implant in my left ear which has been deaf for many years.
I attribute some of this to the 2 stroke Detroits until the Teamsters got us AC in 1978.
I'm sure Slave will place the blame on the vaccine, but I'm sticking with the Detroits.

The nurse said my hat would not hold an echo like the one some guy from the West coast wears, and I would be able to stay on topic much better after my hearing is restored.
If anyone is interested in a hat like this, I can be reached at BR549.

Was your surgery scheduled via a hog board or a wheel?

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Hookman]

Was your surgery scheduled via a hog board or a wheel?

 

[BIG R GUY]

https://imgur.com/a/DPNU105

There you go again, ain't no wonder our serious posters get ill with you guys who can't stay on topic like me.
I just got back from UNC at Chapel Hill having a Cochlear implant in my left ear which has been deaf for many years.
I attribute some of this to the 2 stroke Detroits until the Teamsters got us AC in 1978.
I'm sure Slave will place the blame on the vaccine, but I'm sticking with the Detroits.

The nurse said my hat would not hold an echo like the one some guy from the West coast wears, and I would be able to stay on topic much better after my hearing is restored.
If anyone is interested in a hat like this, I can be reached at BR549.

Is that a,North Carolina style bag your wearing?

 

[seabreeze]

Is that a,North Carolina style bag your wearing?

Yep, has no echo like BD's hat.
Keeps my new ear from getting ear a tated.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Yep, has no echo like BD's hat.
Keeps my new ear from getting ear a tated.

Did they vaccinate the ear?

 

[seabreeze]

Did they vaccinate the ear?

Not sure, I was in the prep room singing.
She won't admit it but I think mama got jealous because all the nurses were telling me I have pretty blue eyes (something I already knew)
With all the testing, I don't think Slave would ever get admitted to this hospital.

 

[Hookman]

https://imgur.com/a/DPNU105

There you go again, ain't no wonder our serious posters get ill with you guys who can't stay on topic like me.
I just got back from UNC at Chapel Hill having a Cochlear implant in my left ear which has been deaf for many years.
I attribute some of this to the 2 stroke Detroits until the Teamsters got us AC in 1978.
I'm sure Slave will place the blame on the vaccine, but I'm sticking with the Detroits.

The nurse said my hat would not hold an echo like the one some guy from the West coast wears, and I would be able to stay on topic much better after my hearing is restored.
If anyone is interested in a hat like this, I can be reached at BR549.

This was found in a snow drift in N.C.

 

[seabreeze]

This was found in a snow drift in N.C.

That's rare.
I mean the snowdrift, not the hat.
That could be Roadway Spy's Sunday hat.

 

[Big Dave]

This was found in a snow drift in N.C.

Any mirror debris in that drift??…

 

[the5tolls]

Not really a joke but I put on my orange reflective vest last night to head out to work and as I went to say good by to my wife I pointed out that she could see how hard I have been working by the dirt on my vest, without hesitation she looks up and says..."it's been rubbing on your dirty seatbelt, huh" pretty smart lady!

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[pjl251]

Yep. Now he, oops, he she, oops, she can call POS Biden and get $450,000.00! For both of them too! $900,000.00, plus interest too!

 

[BIG R GUY]

 

[kboomarang]

Oh that's rich coming from you.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[pltjack]

Oh how I loved Marlboro reds ( cowboy killers. ) Quit in 93.