Off-Topic Joke Thread

[twisted-hippie]

 

[mud]

How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Wrench97]

You know how you can tell your girlfriend is getting fat?

She starts to fit in some of your Wife’s clothes ….

 

[jimmy g]

You know how you can tell your girlfriend is getting fat?

She starts to fit in some of your Wife’s clothes ….

“Can’t touch this” (with a like, or I’ll regret it!)

 

[twisted-hippie]

Wow, look at them big ole air intakes.............on that hot rod!

 

[Elwood]

Wow, look at them big ole air intakes.............on that hot rod!

Matching identical stacks are most appealing!

 

[twisted-hippie]

Matching identical stacks are most appealing!

Big air intakes and a itty bitty mirror!

 

[Stimpy]

Nice size trunk....

 

[Triplex]

Wow, look at them big ole air intakes.............on that hot rod!

What the heck ever happened to women who liked looking like women? Hardly any women look like that these days. Way too much "woke" nonsense IMHO.

 

[BIG R GUY]

What the heck ever happened to women who liked looking like women? Hardly any women look like that these days. Way too much "woke" nonsense IMHO.

They look like this.

 

[BIG R GUY]

I am guessing this is the right place for this article? ⓇⒶⒸⒾⓈⓉ highway designs?
BLM. Bridge Lives Matter?

Buttigieg says infrastructure bill will address racist highway design

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said on Monday that his agency would use a portion of the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill to address racial inequities in U.S. highway design.Why it matters: Buttigieg's remarks at a press briefing come amid a broader discussion of racial and...

news.yahoo.com

 

[seabreeze]

I am guessing this is the right place for this article? ⓇⒶⒸⒾⓈⓉ highway designs?
BLM. Bridge Lives Matter?

Buttigieg says infrastructure bill will address racist highway design

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said on Monday that his agency would use a portion of the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill to address racial inequities in U.S. highway design.Why it matters: Buttigieg's remarks at a press briefing come amid a broader discussion of racial and...

news.yahoo.com

Glad to see her back at work, I thought she was still on maternity leave.

 

[Big Dave]

I am guessing this is the right place for this article? ⓇⒶⒸⒾⓈⓉ highway designs?
BLM. Bridge Lives Matter?

Buttigieg says infrastructure bill will address racist highway design

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said on Monday that his agency would use a portion of the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill to address racial inequities in U.S. highway design.Why it matters: Buttigieg's remarks at a press briefing come amid a broader discussion of racial and...

news.yahoo.com

That means Coop is a victim of racism with all those low underpasses…..

 

[BIG R GUY]

Glad to see her back at work, I thought she was still on maternity leave.

That bitch

 

[kboomarang]

That bitch

I believe the correct nomenclature is "breast feeding bastard".

 

[Triplex]

I believe the correct nomenclature is "breast feeding bastard".

I love how a "woke" NYC Government radio commercial about getting the Covid vaccine uses the term "pregnant persons" instead of "pregnant women". It has gotten so over the top with this nonsense already.

 

[Steward of the Rock]

I believe the correct nomenclature is "breast feeding bastard".

Enough with the big words kaboom. I had to look up the meaning of “nomenclature”. I thought you were saying that “BFB” had a sexually transmitted disease. LOL!!!

 

[wongway]

I love how a "woke" NYC Government radio commercial about getting the Covid vaccine uses the term "pregnant persons" instead of "pregnant women". It has gotten so over the top with this nonsense already.

Well it is New York & funny people live there , this is what happens when they run Team in New York !!

 

[seabreeze]

Enough with the big words kaboom. I had to look up the meaning of “nomenclature”. I thought you were saying that “BFB” had a sexually transmitted disease. LOL!!!

I see you were never in the Army, nomenclature is the first word you learn in boot camp.