Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Puff Driver]

Well it is New York & funny people live there , this is what happens when they run Team in New York !!

Will he feed the baby his breast soy milk?

 

[twisted-hippie]

I first thought this was for golf balls!

 

[seabreeze]

I first thought this was for golf balls!

To itch his own!
That reminds me, I just read a good book.
The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls.

 

[Elwood]

To itch his own!
That reminds me, I just read a good book.
The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls.

Take my wife, please!

 

[seabreeze]

Take my wife, please!

Henny Youngman?

 

[twisted-hippie]

Bet she has to run that itty bitty fan on high to keep "things" cool!

 

[jimmy g]

Bet she has to run that itty bitty fan on high to keep "things" cool!

Does silicone melt?

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Elwood]

Does silicone melt?

At about 4271 F, why?

 

[BIG R GUY]

Bet she has to run that itty bitty fan on high to keep "things" cool!

Nice, dual quads.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Now this is funny. von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Do you know what Jeffrey Dahmer kept in his shower? Head & shoulders.

 

[jimmy g]

At about 4271 F, why?

Asking “for a friend”…

when Milka Duno was an IndyCar driver, the local reporters used to say “she’s got more silicone in her than a hardware store”….

somehow, that picture reminded me of that phrase????

 

[jimmy g]

Nice, dual quads.

You got a peek under the hood?????

 

[useless]

Bet she has to run that itty bitty fan on high to keep "things" cool!

now that's what you call "Top Heavy" and she has custom mirrors too

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Asking “for a friend”…

when Milka Duno was an IndyCar driver, the local reporters used to say “she’s got more silicone in her than a hardware store”….

somehow, that picture reminded me of that phrase????

I liked her. Not a bad driver. But, them 2 puppies would qualify for a Type 1 US Coast Guard PFD. And, them puppies would turn you face up giving the Rescue Squad a better view of where you are, among other things. von.

 

[twisted-hippie]

Wonder if she knows she has a headlight out?

 

[Stimpy]

Wonder if she knows she has a headlight out?

And a mirror missing.....

 

[Wrench97]

Hard to tell from that image, do you have a close up?

 

[Stimpy]

Wonder if she knows she has a headlight out?

Another wonderful.... beautiful picture gone because of the Google tyrants....

I should screen shot the advertisements on the homepage.... any page here on trucking boards.... lol

Nothing but hot girls....lol

Go figure.