Off-Topic Joke Thread

One night while lying in bed Lois felt her husband rubbing his hand down her back, across her buttocks down her leg and back up the other side, thinking this was nice it's been many years since he's taken the time to be this amorous, he went down the inside of her other leg and back up the outside getting very aroused she moaned, he went up across her stomach nearly to her breasts and suddenly stopped. After a minute she finely said that was nice why did you stop, he said oh I just finally found the remote..........................................................
 
now that's what you call "Top Heavy" and she has custom mirrors too
Another way to look at this. She is sitting in coach. Her seat is in the upright position. The person in front of her reclines their seat all the way. For the passenger in front of her, no extra pillow is needed. Or, the passenger in front seat turns around to ascertain the new source of cushion, commenting, well hello there girls. von.
 
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