Are you sure? Because I've always heard BD had a shelve system built into the upper levels of his hat for snacks and incidentals and if that were the case Goldie could wear it no problem, but at any rate I suspect some bastard will clarify the issue with a post anytime now.You know that’s not really Dave’s hat. If it were, the brim would be resting on her shoulders!
Boom, the brim would be on her shoulders…while I was still wearing it…..Are you sure? Because I've always heard BD had a shelve system built into the upper levels of his hat for snacks and incidentals and if that were the case Goldie could wear it no problem, but at any rate I suspect some bastard will clarify the issue with a post anytime now.
Jucy Smoley Likes rule #14. He bought his own gift.More gift rules:
Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.
Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears Clearance Centers are also excellent men's stores.) It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. ("From NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! thanks.")
Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue. (No one knows why) Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a hamburger?"
Tickets to a Patriots game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
Men love chain saws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain saw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #7 and what happens when he gets a label maker.
It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a stepladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.
Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" manila rope. No one knows why.
She looks a little undernourished. Did you at least buy her a good lunch or dinner so as to put a little meat on her bones? Asking for those who are afraid to ask for themselves.I picked someone up one day who looked like her, except she was holding a mirror up, instead of her thumb.