Off-Topic Joke Thread
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twisted-hippie
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If she is I hope he puts in a good word for me.
As my good friend Jr Jackass ( R.I.P.) would say, I'd sure like to snort in her flanks!
Ditto!!!I had a VW Bug like that, it was red.
I had a VW Bug like that, it was red.
You guys noticed the car? Are you kidding?
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If she is related, then I’ll bet she is used to the “BRG rule of 46”. 46 seconds that is!!!Wonder if she is related to BRG?
46” legs…If she is related, then I’ll bet she is used to the “BRG rule of 46”. 46 seconds that is!!!
I had a VW Bug like that, it was red.
I was a passenger in one, but it came to an abrupt end!
Jr would moon her.As my good friend Jr Jackass ( R.I.P.) would say, I'd sure like to snort in her flanks!
Her Shorts are 15% to short for sure , per Love's Buffet dress Code !Wong??? Forget it! He'll complain she's 15% too tall (or put in another way, he's 15% too short for her).
You were riding with me?
I was a passenger in one, but it came to an abrupt end!
I had a 66 just like that........................................
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I knew I didn't like Love's for some reason.
twisted-hippie
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Nice 6-pack!!!!
Rear wheel drive.Nice 6-pack!!!!
Rear engine drive also. That's where the power is.
Heaven Help Us Baby Got Her Blue Jeans On.Nice 6-pack!!!!
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That was back when the jeans fit.
I remember schools used to ban the damn things. Whoo Diggie. Er Doggie... er...
Ma had a bug in the 60's rode in the damn thing. Its tragic because I was always trying to get out of the damn back climbing through the door frame getting fingers slammed on. Then its a trip to Franklin Square for Xrays constantly. They made a MINT taking pictures.
To this day none of the bones were broken. However today they are arthritic as hell. I suppose thats a small comfort. But those 100.00 Xray bills used to cause no end of chaos and trouble in the family.
They finally ditched the Bug. It was simply too expensive.
I was with other people later into the 80's who had bugs too. Those were fun. The old ones however.
One thing though. One of my fords was a awesome snow machine. Two feet of slush is no problem. But those Bugs... damn do they have feet like a mountain goat in bigger snow than that. Its amazing.
I remember schools used to ban the damn things. Whoo Diggie. Er Doggie... er...
Ma had a bug in the 60's rode in the damn thing. Its tragic because I was always trying to get out of the damn back climbing through the door frame getting fingers slammed on. Then its a trip to Franklin Square for Xrays constantly. They made a MINT taking pictures.
To this day none of the bones were broken. However today they are arthritic as hell. I suppose thats a small comfort. But those 100.00 Xray bills used to cause no end of chaos and trouble in the family.
They finally ditched the Bug. It was simply too expensive.
I was with other people later into the 80's who had bugs too. Those were fun. The old ones however.
One thing though. One of my fords was a awesome snow machine. Two feet of slush is no problem. But those Bugs... damn do they have feet like a mountain goat in bigger snow than that. Its amazing.
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Today's whales pouring out of too tight jeans is a crime on humanity.
Even if they bought Jeans big enough to strap to themselves they just jelly roll out of everything. The jeans, then the straps and finally the chain drive bras.
UGH. My eyes. Ow my bleeding eyes.
Personally I dont care how big people get. But damn.
Even if they bought Jeans big enough to strap to themselves they just jelly roll out of everything. The jeans, then the straps and finally the chain drive bras.
UGH. My eyes. Ow my bleeding eyes.
Personally I dont care how big people get. But damn.