Hope them are OSHA approved Steel Toe Boots !Nice 6-pack!!!!
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And also Moldo approved beet picking boots.
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
Nice 6-pack!!!!
I’m thinking 3 bridles and a set of reigns…
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I'm probably gonna regret this post, but I'm thinkin Rodeo Sex.
Regret the things you DON’T do.
There’s something about a talented barrel racer in a well fitting pair of Lee jeans….
I could even skip the barrel racer requirement.
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I think her check engine light come on !!! 
Looks to me like she's staring at that shift lever. But I could be wrong.I think her check engine light come on !!!
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I need to use my scan tool to res s s s set it.I think her check engine light come on !!!
twisted-hippie
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need to paint it orangeJust bought a Cool little Vacation Home outside of Clarence , so thinking of having a July 4th party for all the T.B. truckers , maybe grill a hog or two ! p.s. rumor is this was the 1st trailer Big Dave pulled on his 1st Midwest Iowa run for the Coop !
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother, she asked him about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a girl."
The mother: "What did you name her?!?"
Brother: "Denise!"
The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"
Brother: "The second one was a boy."
The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"
Brother: "Denephew."
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother, she asked him about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a girl."
The mother: "What did you name her?!?"
Brother: "Denise!"
The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"
Brother: "The second one was a boy."
The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"
Brother: "Denephew."
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Ya know the Good Lord was building the World in Genesis. First came light.
It pleased him so much that HE Clapped twice in Joyful reaction.
WTF!
It pleased him so much that HE Clapped twice in Joyful reaction.
WTF!
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That ain't nothing. I just bought $20.00 worth of gas to put in my generator so I could charge my weed eater battery.
About $130,000.00 in today's real estate market.Just bought a Cool little Vacation Home outside of Clarence , so thinking of having a July 4th party for all the T.B. truckers , maybe grill a hog or two ! p.s. rumor is this was the 1st trailer Big Dave pulled on his 1st Midwest Iowa run for the Coop !
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