Off-Topic Joke Thread

[wongway]

Saturday's 15% Joke , So what do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile

 

[Steward of the Rock]

Just bought a Cool little Vacation Home outside of Clarence , so thinking of having a July 4th party for all the T.B. truckers , maybe grill a hog or two ! p.s. rumor is this was the 1st trailer Big Dave pulled on his 1st Midwest Iowa run for the Coop !

You rich ‘folk and your mansions. With some landscaping, that would be a dream home here in Arkansas. An out-house here, a broken down Vega or washing machine there. You get the picture. Although I am not sure if those steps or the tires could handle Bertha or Puddins’ capacity. LOL!!!

 

[victor93]

I took my mother in law to the beauty parlor. She was in the chair for 2 hours & that was just for the estimate.

 

[Piano Man]

You rich ‘folk and your mansions. With some landscaping, that would be a dream home here in Arkansas. An out-house here, a broken down Vega or washing machine there. You get the picture. Although I am not sure if those steps or the tires could handle Bertha or Puddins’ capacity. LOL!!!

The stolen utility company cable is a good start. I thought the, steps were concrete?

 

[1984Sideways]

God made the world in 6 days. Then he discovered Arkansas.

Took him a day to get out of there.

 

[mud]

 

[1984Sideways]

The Devil was on his way to Georgia to see about them wonderful wholesome little Peaches to turn into sluts....

He aint there yet. Still here in Arkansas raising hell with Hilda, Bertha and Dottie. God help the Devil....

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Hookman]

 

[wongway]

Yellow Corporation (YELL) $3.61 , ​

3.6100-0.2600 (-6.7183%)

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Triplex]

Looks like they should be sold in the "They, Them" department.

 

[twisted-hippie]

Looks like they should be sold in the "They, Them" department.

You use15% less shoe polish!

 

[Wrench97]

I once paid a total stranger a lot of money to knock me unconscious and shove a foreign object up my butt.
All in all, it just ended up being was a pain in the wallet and a pain in the ass.
They kept insisting on calling it a colonoscopy.

 

[victor93]

My grandfather really liked crossword puzzles, so when he died, we buried him six down and three across.

 

[Hookman]

Those boys in Arkansas sure have a good sense of humor. This is from a town of 500 where Johnny Cash "The Man in Black" is from. His picture was put on the town water tower, this must have happened in a


"Hold My Beer" moment. Unconfirmed report SOR kin was involved.

 

[Double Nickle]

I once paid a total stranger a lot of money to knock me unconscious and shove a foreign object up my butt.
All in all, it just ended up being was a pain in the wallet and a pain in the ass.
They kept insisting on calling it a colonoscopy.

It wasnt the one where they lay both hands on one of your hips to "keep you steady" was it.

 

[Purple Hammer]

Thinking about changing my TB name to Dicksin Ormis. What y’all think?

 

[Stimpy]

Thinking about changing my TB name to Dicksin Ormis. What y’all think?

Wishful thinking???

 

[Big Dave]

Thinking about changing my TB name to Dicksin Ormis. What y’all think?

Is that French? Is the “s” silent??