Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Steward of the Rock]

Thinking about changing my TB name to Dicksin Ormis. What y’all think?

Is that French? Is the “s” silent??

And is Ormis a willing participant or is this a prison gang **** fantasy. This goes back to Big Dave’s “your not going to like Thursday’s” punchline on another thread.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Elwood]

Bumpers and tailgate seem fine?

 

[Steward of the Rock]

Certainly not a BRG truck as it has both mirrors. What’s that stuck in the grill?

 

[Double Nickle]

I think the camber is off on the right side.

 

[Triplex]

I think the camber is off on the right side.

May be so, but the caster looks perfect to me.

 

[Double Nickle]

May be so, but the caster looks perfect to me.

Abbsolutely!

 

[victor93]

My sister is dating a cemetery worker, she really digs him

 

[seabreeze]

My sister is dating a cemetery worker, she really digs him

He'll be the last o let her down.

 

[Forkinhilo]

Looks pretty hot under the hood to me…

 

[Stimpy]

Excellent picture.... wanna take odds on how long it's stays available....lol

I miss the hot girlie thread....

 

[BIG R GUY]

Excellent picture.... wanna take odds on how long it's stays available....lol

I miss the hot girlie thread....

My neighbor’s front end aligns itself when she raises her arms while watering my mirror bush.

 

[Big Dave]

May be so, but the caster looks perfect to me.

But is her left condenser lower than her right capacitor??…

 

[Double Nickle]

My sister is dating a cemetery worker, she really digs him

Dang!!! He's always going in the hole.

 

[Hookman]

 

[Hookman]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Triplex]

Where do you live?

 

[Steward of the Rock]

Where do you live?

Apparently next door to the Playboy Mansion!!!