Off-Topic Joke Thread

[oldschool12550]

 

[mud]

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[mud]

Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his bar stool onto the floor. One thing about Fred, his buddy says to the bartender. He knows when to stop.

 

[victor93]

A termite enters a pub and asks " where is the bar tender? "

 

[Wrench97]

 

[victor93]

That is Awesome

 

[victor93]

California is banning round bales of hay for cattle, they claim they're not getting a square meal

 

[Wrench97]

 

[victor93]

My braggard brother-in-law claims he has a 18 million dollar roof over his head in N.Y.C. Found out he's living under a bridge

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[Double Nickle]

My braggard brother-in-law claims he has a 18 million dollar roof over his head in N.Y.C. Found out he's living under a bridge

Is he a real life troll?

 

[victor93]

Is he a real life troll?

He's the one who asked me for 40 dollars until he gets straightened out. The problem is He's hunched back

 

[Double Nickle]

He's the one who asked me for 40 dollars until he gets straightened out. The problem is He's hunched back

Maybe he's just well rounded.

 

[seabreeze]

My braggard brother-in-law claims he has a 18 million dollar roof over his head in N.Y.C. Found out he's living under a bridge

When I worked at Walmart, I had 60 people under me, I replaced light bulbs.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[victor93]

My brother quit his job at the eraser factory, he said "they were rubbing him the wrong way"

 

[oldschool12550]