Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Stimpy]

 

[Wrench97]

Mans Life Before Marriage ............................






Mans Life After Marriage ..........................................

 

[BIG R GUY]

Mans Life Before Marriage ............................





Mans Life After Marriage ..........................................

Bet the one on the right is snarling, you bastard.

 

[Wrench97]

 

[victor93]

My brother stole his girlfriend's wheelchair & sold it to buy some beer. She broke up with him, but he said " No need to worry, she'll come crawling back"

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[BIG R GUY]

I think he is looking for his girlfriend that measures, 46” across her rear.

 

[victor93]

In Scranton, we have a one-legged waitress at I Hop.

 

[BIG R GUY]

In Scranton, we have a one-legged waitress at I Hop.

Is her name, Peg?

 

[Stimpy]

Is her name, Peg?

I.... lean..a

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[BIG R GUY]

Two-Ton-Tessie?

 

[Hookman]

Two-Ton-Tessie?

Is this another SOR cousin? Wowza she is a big one.

 

[victor93]

She has her own area code

 

[twisted-hippie]

Does she come with a GPS system?

 

[Hookman]

Does she come with a GPS system?

How could you lose something that large?

 

[Triplex]

Does she come with a GPS system?

How could you lose something that large?

He means for finding your way on her body!

 

[Hookman]

He means for finding your way on her body!

Why would you climb such a mass anyway. Scary.

 

[Triplex]

Why would you climb such a mass anyway. Scary.

Some people love a challenge Hook.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Is this another SOR cousin? Wowza she is a big one.

She works at the Dunkin Donut in North Little Rock as a product taster