Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Hookman]

She works at the Dunkin Donut in North Little Rock as a product taster

From her looks they are out of products.

 

[Big Dave]

From her looks they are out of products.

Plus I don’t think the bakers are using the flour for products…..

 

[Stimpy]

Plus I don’t think the bakers are using the flour for products…..

Ooooo.... that's just wrong...lol

 

[Double Nickle]

How could you lose something that large?

Google maps?

 

[BIG R GUY]

How could you lose something that large?

taking a second look , (Part 2), I am not sure even Dave's hat would cover that?

 

[victor93]

A midget family was robbed at a Walmart parking lot in Scranton. I can't imagine somebody stooping so low

 

[BIG R GUY]

A midget family was robbed at a Walmart parking lot in Scranton. I can't imagine somebody stooping so low

Small world.

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[FatChance]

Some people love a challenge Hook.

When she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

 

[FatChance]

When she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

With apologies to Rodney Dangerfield!

 

[Wrench97]

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Triplex]

How did you get into my backyard without me seeing you?

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[vongrimmenstein]

My son and I bolted a fairly new pair of tennis shoes that he couldn't wear on the back of his old Honda bolted them through the truck deck and he had more people trying to pull him over to get his shoes and you can shake a stick at funniest damn thing I've ever seen. After a couple of days he finally took it off it got to be really annoying for him. Fun while it lasted. von

 

[victor93]

I just bought a dog off a machinist. As soon as I brought him home he made a bolt for the door

 

[twisted-hippie]

She looks like she's fixing to toot one!

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[BIG R GUY]

She looks like she's fixing to toot one!

Or maybe toot them both at the same time?