Off-Topic Joke Thread

[BIG R GUY]

Her backfield is getting wider too. Close to a 46 I'll bet.

 

[mud]

 

[victor93]

My brother in-law dropped two bottles of whiskey in his driveway. He never could hold his liquor.

 

[Triplex]

 

[victor93]

My neighbor was arrested for stealing calendars from Walmart. The Judge gave him 12 months.

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[Wrench97]

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[Triplex]

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[vongrimmenstein]

She did ask. von

 

[Triplex]

 

[Triplex]

 

[Wrench97]

Always give 100% at work:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

 

[victor93]

I just found out the word vegetarian, is an old Indian word which means….. Poor Hunter

 

[vongrimmenstein]

I just found out the word vegetarian, is an old Indian word which means….. Poor Hunter

Many different tribes in the US. Which Tribe? Cheyenne? Navajo? Arapaho? Hopi? Please be more specific. von

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[BIG R GUY]

Always give 100% at work:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

I heard you fork more sun visors, than the Spy does freight on your Wednesday? Whats that all about?

 

[Wrench97]

I heard you fork more sun visors, than the Spy does freight on your Wednesday? Whats that all about?

That's how you get the cab off to fix the rotted floors....................................

 

[victor93]

Many different tribes in the US. Which Tribe? Cheyenne? Navajo? Arapaho? Hopi? Please be more specific. von

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I Believe it's Elizabeth Warren's Tribe

 

[seabreeze]

I Believe it's Elizabeth Warren's Tribe

I think there's a half-azz tribe in Fla called Semi-holes.