Off-Topic Joke Thread

[mud]

My weird neighbors sometimes bang on the wall in the middle of the night. Luckily it doesn’t bother me too much because I’m usually still awake playing the drums.

 

[Hookman]

 

[Wrench97]

 

[mud]

 

[twisted-hippie]

Should have used the "Rule of thumb" ( a mans ***** is three time the length of his thumb). Must have a really long thumb!

 

[seabreeze]

Should have used the "Rule of thumb" ( a mans ***** is three time the length of his thumb). Must have a really long thumb!

I have a tattoo that reads "Shorty"
If I get excited it reads, "Shorty's Super Diesel Service, San Francisco California"

 

[oldschool12550]

 

[Steward of the Rock]

I have a tattoo that reads "Shorty"
If I get excited it reads, "Shorty's Super Diesel Service, San Francisco California"

You mean like this?
“Shorty's Super Diesel Service, San Francisco California”
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[twisted-hippie]

 

[seabreeze]

It was fun in those days.
I think it's too hot to stay in the car today.
Climate change or age change?

 

[Steward of the Rock]

Those were the days. I still remember the Labor Day movie marathons in my teens.
Had wa-a-a-a-ay too much fun back then at the Drive-In.

 

[victor93]

I have just heard of the guy who wrote the Hokey Pokey song was 7 feet tall. When he died they ordered the wrong size coffin for it was too small. They didn’t know what to do. So they put his right foot in, they took his right foot out, they put his left arm in, they took his left arm out.

 

[victor93]

Those were the days. I still remember the Labor Day movie marathons in my teens.
Had wa-a-a-a-ay too much fun back then at the Drive-In.

Absolutely. We had the moonlight drive-in, in the very small town of West Wyoming PA. I remember five dollars a car load in the mid-1970s. One of the best movies I saw there was Blazing Saddles. Brings back a lot of good memories

 

[seabreeze]

Absolutely. We had the moonlight drive-in, in the very small town of West Wyoming PA. I remember five dollars a car load in the mid-1970s. One of the best movies I saw there was Blazing Saddles. Brings back a lot of good memories

Thunder Road! or are you too young?

 

[victor93]

Thunder Road! or are you too young?

I was 16 and 1975, but I don’t remember thunder Road

 

[Triplex]

Absolutely. We had the moonlight drive-in, in the very small town of West Wyoming PA. I remember five dollars a car load in the mid-1970s. One of the best movies I saw there was Blazing Saddles. Brings back a lot of good memories

Thunder Road! or are you too young?

You guys actually watched the movies at drive-ins? That's what you did there? You're kidding right?

 

[mud]

You guys actually watched the movies at drive-ins? That's what you did there? You're kidding right?

My girl friend and I fell asleep in the back of my Dodge van one Saturday night while at the Drive-In movie. We were awaken by an announcement over the intercom. The movie was over, all the cars were gone, and the lights were on.

 

[Elwood]

Been there a few times.
Girlfriends Father owned Ronnie’s in STL.
Fun free food & drinks, but watched from the projection room.
Tore down my favorite to build a mall.
Was the first in STL, called ‘The Drive-in’ later renamed Manchester Drive In.

 

[victor93]

My girl friend and I fell asleep in the back of my Dodge van one Saturday night while at the Drive-In movie. We were awaken by an announcement over the intercom. The movie was over, all the cars were gone, and the

You guys actually watched the movies at drive-ins? That's what you did there? You're kidding right?

dude this wasn’t the red light District of Boston.

 

[mud]

My girl friend and I fell asleep in the back of my Dodge van one Saturday night while at the Drive-In movie. We were awaken by an announcement over the intercom. The movie was over, all the cars were gone, and the lights were on.

And her name wasn't Susie.