I fell off a 40 foot ladder this morning. Thank God I was only on the second rung
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Wong’s not pushing….he’s bracing for impact for a low overpass….
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Who says you weren't in the barn? von.
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They need to put that hot dog in the garage.
Superman and Daredevil are having a get together and the discussed what they did during the day.
Superman: Well, I was flying over the city, scanning with my X-ray eyes and would you believe, there I saw Wonder Woman in a secluded field, lying on her back, stark naked with legs spread wide open. I though this was too a good opportunity to pass, I unzipped myself and flew in with superspeed for some action.
Daredevil: I bet Wonder Woman was quite surprised?
Superman: Yes, but not as much as was the Invisible Man!
Superman: Well, I was flying over the city, scanning with my X-ray eyes and would you believe, there I saw Wonder Woman in a secluded field, lying on her back, stark naked with legs spread wide open. I though this was too a good opportunity to pass, I unzipped myself and flew in with superspeed for some action.
Daredevil: I bet Wonder Woman was quite surprised?
Superman: Yes, but not as much as was the Invisible Man!
twisted-hippie
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This might be wongway! 
twisted-hippie
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This has to be a Coop shuttle.. its parked in front of a steak house .
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For the Cooparians it would have to be a steak house that also serves mutton.This has to be a Coop shuttle.. its parked in front of a steak house .
And boiled beets
A policeman was dispatched to a home where a woman had just shot her husband.
He called dispatch and was asked why did she shoot him?
She had just mopped the floor and he walked on it.
Have you arrested her?
Hell no, the floor is still wet!
He called dispatch and was asked why did she shoot him?
She had just mopped the floor and he walked on it.
Have you arrested her?
Hell no, the floor is still wet!
Jeffrey Dahmer was being so rude at the annual cannibal picnic, the hostess gave him the cold shoulder
Speaking of men and women.
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Tractor Trailer Overturns, Spilling Truckload of Vibrators on Mustang Road
"This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here."
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I'm betting Wong already has them on Ebay.Speaking of men and women.
Tractor Trailer Overturns, Spilling Truckload of Vibrators on Mustang Road
"This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here."
...after he kept 15% of them for his own use.
