Jeffrey Dahmer was being so rude at the annual cannibal picnic, the hostess gave him the cold shoulderA policeman was dispatched to a home where a woman had just shot her husband.
He called dispatch and was asked why did she shoot him?
She had just mopped the floor and he walked on it.
Have you arrested her?
Hell no, the floor is still wet!
I'm betting Wong already has them on Ebay.Speaking of men and women.