Off-Topic Joke Thread

[mud]

09/19/2022: National Pirates Day

 

[Wrench97]

 

[Wrench97]

 

[vongrimmenstein]

The ONLY thing she is thinking, 'Is How is it gonna fit'. von.

 

[vongrimmenstein]

I just found the answer to the above question. von.

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMLNVFF

 

[twisted-hippie]

The ONLY thing she is thinking, 'Is How is it gonna fit'. von.

It would take a really large "frying pan".

 

[BIG R GUY]

It would take a really large "frying pan".

 

[twisted-hippie]

Lets see who can come with the best caption.

 

[Double Nickle]

Lets see who can come with the best caption.

I'm thinking the van says it all.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Lets see who can come with the best caption.

Rode hard, hung out wet.

 

[Big Dave]

Rode hard, hung out wet.

Nice Cragars….

 

[mud]

Juicy Lucy

 

[Stimpy]

Juicy Lucy

Are you sure that's not a juiced up Lucy???? Lol

 

[Wrench97]

 

[BIG R GUY]

Nice Cragars….

How about those mirrors too?

 

[victor93]

How about those mirrors too?

Is that all you can reflect on?

 

[BIG R GUY]

Is that all you can reflect on?

Cracks me up.

 

[victor93]

There's a new bar & grill opened in Scranton called "The Autopsy Club". It's open mike night

 

[Triplex]

There's a new bar & grill opened in Scranton called "The Autopsy Club". It's open mike night

Hey, don't knock Scranton, it's got the best Anthracite flavored kielbasa anywhere.

PS - And it's got Cooper's!

 

[BIG R GUY]

There's a new bar & grill opened in Scranton called "The Autopsy Club". It's open mike night

Does the club have a 102 wide door?