Off-Topic Joke Thread

[Wrench97]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[Hookman]

 

[twisted-hippie]

 

[twisted-hippie]

Wonder if she is the ticket dispenser?

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Wonder if she is the ticket dispenser?

Oh please turn around.von.

 

[Stimpy]

Oh please turn around.von.

That takes a ticket..... driver

 

[vongrimmenstein]

That takes a ticket..... driver

How much? von.

 

[twisted-hippie]

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[mud]

Two Monsters went to a Halloween party. One said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

 

[White]

Hey, don't knock Scranton, it's got the best Anthracite flavored kielbasa anywhere.

PS - And it's got Cooper's!

 

[victor93]

He was taking the bananas to the hospital.... they weren't peeling well.

 

[twisted-hippie]

Hope a woodpecker don't fly up her scoop!

 

[vongrimmenstein]

Hope a woodpecker don't fly up her scoop!

Talk about twisting a drive shaft but which one

 

[Big Dave]

Hope a woodpecker don't fly up her scoop!

Sooo..does that make 4 blowers???……

 

[kboomarang]

Sooo..does that make 4 blowers???……

 

[Wrench97]

 

[twisted-hippie]

i can't explain this !

 

[BIG R GUY]

i can't explain this !

13’6” New Penn camper top?

 

[victor93]

13’6” New Penn camper top?

So he's building a tree house, big deal