Only if you spell PEX with a S..............................Cross linked polyethylene. How many Mason jars do I win?
Only if you spell PEX with a S..............................Cross linked polyethylene. How many Mason jars do I win?
2 with no lidsCross linked polyethylene. How many Mason jars do I win?
Makes one wonder if his owner ever posted on TBA guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '.
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a bullshitter . He's never been out of the backyard'
It was a requirement!Makes one wonder if his owner ever posted on TB
Does the Bill Holbrook version mention a walrus??A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
I hope the treatment charge isn't excessive. Sad how bad news trickles in sometimes.I noticed two large lumps on my truck battery. Had them tested and one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
I am willing to cell the truck, if I can find a charged up buyer.I hope the treatment charge isn't excessive. Sad how bad news trickles in sometimes.
It would be a gas if you could although you should check the plates first, just in case. It's a polarizing situation in any event.I am willing to cell the truck, if I can find a charged up buyer.