Off-Topic Joke Thread

After being delayed when caught in this mess I wonder if drivers will be able to drive faster and ketchup? :hide:

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A Pastor was grinding through a sleep inducing sermon carefulling working through the Names of the 12 tribes.

A restless little boy was staring at the wall of the chapel too much, Pa asked boy is everything ok?

Boy points at memorial sign on the wall honoring those who died in service.
 
Joke of the year electric cars......................
2012 Chevy Volt they for around $9,000 at Carmax but this one needs a new battery.........

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Also did you that last week our favorite western state to pick on outlawed the sale of ICE cars after the 2035 model year, today they told residents not to charge their electric cars because of ongoing power shortages...........................with a little luck Home Depot will have some ICE generators left to use to charge the electric cars so people can go to work................
 
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