New bar
Four old duffers strolling along when they spy a new place across the street....
Hey that's a new bar,isn't it? Sure is; says one,lets go over and examine it.
Looks nice , Over they go and in the window is a sign. ALL DRINKS $.10 .....
Can't be true, it's a come on. Let go in and call them on it........
So in they go, nice guy behind the bar asks what would they have. Each ordered up his favorite.
Bartender sets them up. How do we pay, each serving or run a tab?
Your call, no problem either way........
We will pay as we go, so what do we owe now.
Bartender says $.40.
This is good. So they have another round. And another.
Finally one confides to the barkeep: "You gonna go broke on your prices".
Why did you set up here this way?
Bartender says he just won a 16 million dollar lottery, always wanted a bar, bought this place, remodeled it, stocked it, and wants to share his good luck with the good people of the hood.
Oh, so this is understandable now. Another round is had by all.
One guy peers into the darker rear area and jerking his thumb inquires:
Why aren't those guys back there drinking?
Bartender replies:
Oh, they are all from Missouri and are waiting for happy hour when drinks go half price.
(Or your "favorite" state.)
Four old duffers strolling along when they spy a new place across the street....
Hey that's a new bar,isn't it? Sure is; says one,lets go over and examine it.
Looks nice , Over they go and in the window is a sign. ALL DRINKS $.10 .....
Can't be true, it's a come on. Let go in and call them on it........
So in they go, nice guy behind the bar asks what would they have. Each ordered up his favorite.
Bartender sets them up. How do we pay, each serving or run a tab?
Your call, no problem either way........
We will pay as we go, so what do we owe now.
Bartender says $.40.
This is good. So they have another round. And another.
Finally one confides to the barkeep: "You gonna go broke on your prices".
Why did you set up here this way?
Bartender says he just won a 16 million dollar lottery, always wanted a bar, bought this place, remodeled it, stocked it, and wants to share his good luck with the good people of the hood.
Oh, so this is understandable now. Another round is had by all.
One guy peers into the darker rear area and jerking his thumb inquires:
Why aren't those guys back there drinking?
Bartender replies:
Oh, they are all from Missouri and are waiting for happy hour when drinks go half price.
(Or your "favorite" state.)
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