The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160mph, suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly something whips by him going much faster.
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction and it looked like the old man on the moped. "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
But again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!
Ka-BbblaMMM!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
"Oh my gosh, is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror
Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160mph, suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly something whips by him going much faster.
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction and it looked like the old man on the moped. "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
But again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!
Ka-BbblaMMM!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
"Oh my gosh, is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror