I'm sending this to my grandson, he's in law school in Arizona.
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When I was young I, decided to go to medical school
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabet
PNEIS, and form a body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest of us became truck drivers.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabet
PNEIS, and form a body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest of us became truck drivers.
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I was at a family gathering a couple years ago.
One of my relatives asked another which Church one of my uncles belongs to.
The answer was he belongs to "Our Lady of The Garage".
That's where he keeps his beer fridge.
One of my relatives asked another which Church one of my uncles belongs to.
The answer was he belongs to "Our Lady of The Garage".
That's where he keeps his beer fridge.
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I still don't get it.
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DAYUM!!!!Now I see it. Sheeeeesh!!!!
Can you show me the cat???…
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Big Dave, I don’t think this is that kind of forum that you can ask someone to “show me the cat”. I am pretty sure those websites require a credit card!!!
True. And the money goes straight to Zelensky…….Big Dave, I don’t think this is that kind of forum that you can ask someone to “show me the cat”. I am pretty sure those websites require a credit card!!!
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That must be why Putin wants Ukraine so bad. All them purty girls!!!True. And the money goes straight to Zelensky…….
Nah. I heard he wants that chicken recipe…..
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somebody has way too much time on their hands to think of that...must be a road driver
It was a cold windy night when General George Washington crossed the Delaware River.
He and 32 men in his boat started across when a huge wave knocked Cpl. Joe Dix from the bow.
He had been stationed on the bow with a lantern to help find their way in the fog.
They searched in vain but never recovered his body.
When they reached the other side, walking through the woods they discovered a Bordello, (house of horizontal refreshment).
The general knocked on the door and the madam answered, may I help you?
Washington said, mam, we just crossed the river, my men are exhausted and cold, they need rest and comfort.
She said you came to the right place, how many are you?
George answered 33, NO WAIT, there's 32 without Dix.
The madam replied, "you're kidding me!"
He and 32 men in his boat started across when a huge wave knocked Cpl. Joe Dix from the bow.
He had been stationed on the bow with a lantern to help find their way in the fog.
They searched in vain but never recovered his body.
When they reached the other side, walking through the woods they discovered a Bordello, (house of horizontal refreshment).
The general knocked on the door and the madam answered, may I help you?
Washington said, mam, we just crossed the river, my men are exhausted and cold, they need rest and comfort.
She said you came to the right place, how many are you?
George answered 33, NO WAIT, there's 32 without Dix.
The madam replied, "you're kidding me!"
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