Ethel checked into a motel room on her 65 birthday, lonely and a little depressed at her advancing age,she decided to risk an adventure. I'll call one of those escorts advertised in the phone book for sensual massages. She found herself calling a guy by the name of Tender Tony, in his photo he had muscles in all the right places, wavy hair, 6 pack abs, dazzling smile. Good evening mam, how can I help you? I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I'm going to be straight with you, I want sex, I'm in town all alone, I want it hot,I want it now,every thing you have in your bag of tricks, tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup, any thing goes, how does that sound? He said, that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.