Im beginning to think they just like saying a big announcement is coming. Something about purchasing some fleet. It's not really a big deal. I have purchased some fleet before when ive been backed up. Just shove that fleet suppository up your butt and wait about 15-20 minutes and that fleet will get you rolling. Don't get fleet mixed up with dulcalax. Dulcalax will get you going as well but it stings the anus. Dulcalax usually acts a little quicker so be sure you are near a restroom. With both of them you will probably be making some unruly noises with your starfish. So if possible make sure no else is in the restroom if it's a public one. If they are you might get asked if you are alright or damn man leave that taco bell alone.