mini me has died.

I knew he had plenty of issues with alcohol, which made me wonder at his height and weight it must of been very hard to control the amount of consumption, one beer, wine or mixed drink would have to really mess him up and if your out and about it'd take some real nursing to make it last the evening. Before you read further I apologize in advance, do suppose his funeral will be "a small gathering with a short service", again I'm sorry.
 
Services will be held in Littleton, Colorado. His family will fly out from a small town in upstate New York called Pipsqueaksie. His favorite food, pancakes, will be served-short stack only.
 
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