My Letter To Santa!!!

[slavenomore]

Old Hook is lucky Slave is not making the delivery.

He has to bring his pickup and meet me in a big parking lot. I can't make it down that street.
It's illegal like it should be
45x96 only.

 

[BIG R GUY]

Hook, via TForce freight the gift I send to you
Will be a handsome picture, that measures 53x102
It will be delivered by Maxi, who ain’t no wimp
But be careful when he arrives, because you he’ll try to simp
The pixels of the picture couldn’t be any more clearer
Even though I took it, while using a mirror
Now don’t tell our other friends, how my gift to you rocks
To our Rkinsaw friends for their front yards, I gave them cement blocks

Maxi will probably deliver it using his liftgate equipped Astro van that he also uses on weekends delivering Walmart groceries.

 

[Piano Man]

Coal here, thanks. ):

 

[Hookman]

Hook, via TForce freight the gift I send to you
Will be a handsome picture, that measures 53x102
It will be delivered by Maxi, who ain’t no wimp
But be careful when he arrives, because you he’ll try to simp
The pixels of the picture couldn’t be any more clearer
Even though I took it, while using a mirror
Now don’t tell our other friends, how my gift to you rocks
To our Rkinsaw friends for their front yards, I gave them cement blocks

Thanks for blowing up the picture BD so all of your hat would be visible. Maxi waited out by the curb for over an hour for a tip, I told him to call you & get the hell off my property.

 

[seabreeze]

Maxi will probably deliver it using his liftgate equipped Astro van that he also uses on weekends delivering Walmart groceries.

Curmudgeon sold the Astro to Maxi after he found Walmart buyers are not the best tippers.

 

[White]

Curmudgeon sold the Astro to Maxi after he found Walmart buyers are not the best tippers.

Great. Now Curmudgeon is going to get emails about how he should do things.