New Corona Virus Test

[seabreeze]

The CDC is encouraging everyone to get tested as ASAP
New testing methods are being done without leaving your house.
No hospital visit necessary, all you need to do is mail a stool sample to
NANCY PELOSI
1326 Longworth H.O.B.
WASHINGTON D C 201125

 

[SuperCourse]

The CDC is encouraging everyone to get tested as ASAP
New testing methods are being done without leaving your house.
No hospital visit necessary, all you need to do is mail a stool sample to
NANCY PELOSI
1326 Longworth H.O.B.
WASHINGTON D C 201125

How big a sample she need? Full loaf?

 

[Big Dave]

How big a sample she need? Full loaf?

Add some corn for texture.....

 

[kboomarang]

Add some corn for texture.....

One of my funnier grosser buddies had his colon removed and was put on a "bag", so after he got healed up and was doing better I asked him how's everything doing "it's just great....if you have a good strainer and don't chew it too much a can of corn will last ya a month at least."

 

[Double Nickle]

The CDC is encouraging everyone to get tested as ASAP
New testing methods are being done without leaving your house.
No hospital visit necessary, all you need to do is mail a stool sample to
NANCY PELOSI
1326 Longworth H.O.B.
WASHINGTON D C 201125

Great! I will be tested everyday.

 

[20_yrs_2_go]

No hospital visit necessary, all you need to do is mail a stool sample to

You mean Take a donald j trump in a small box and put a president seal on it

 

[Double Nickle]

You mean Take a donald j trump in a small box and put a president seal on it

Naw. Do a Chuck Schumer in a LARGE box and send it to Nano Thought Nancy.

 

[BIG R GUY]

The CDC is encouraging everyone to get tested as ASAP
New testing methods are being done without leaving your house.
No hospital visit necessary, all you need to do is mail a stool sample to
NANCY PELOSI
1326 Longworth H.O.B.
WASHINGTON D C 201125

I heard you need a mirror too, so you make sure and hit the collection container when getting the sample?

 

[White]

You mean Take a donald j trump in a small box and put a president seal on it

You could have Barack & Moochele play in the sand & see if cats try to bury them

 

[Double Nickle]

I heard you need a mirror too, so you make sure and hit the collection container when getting the sample?

Naw. A walmart bag pulled up tight to your butt by the handle

 

[Fly-by-night]

I have attached the instruction so you will send a full and complete sample
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/-/sc...olonoscopy-prep/colonoscopy-prep-miralax.ashx

 

[Fly-by-night]

Also don't forget to properly label the box

 

[20_yrs_2_go]

You could have Barack & Moochele play in the sand & see if cats try to bury them

Just remember to drain the water out of the bowl before taking that DJT in a box & before sending it

 

[Double Nickle]

Also don't forget to properly label the box

Heck! I thought that was her new address labels.

 

[1984Sideways]

We don't test for nothing.

IF there is some kind of problem they can call the funeral home.

 

[1984Sideways]

If Coffee was a illegal drug, all you have to do in order to test for is ask a simple question.

Would you like your coffee? If the person smiles they failed the test. //teasing.