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FedexLube

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"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I crap on company time"

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Well, it came to my attention earlier this week that there seems to be a certain southern center that takes issue with taking a dump while on the clock.

While it does seem limited to one particular egotistical redshirt at one center, I wonder if this is occurring elsewhere.

While personally I have no problem punching out while pinching a loaf if asked, but if I'm seriously prairie dogging, then there's no way in hell Im gonna rush to the nearest time clock just to avoid charging the company 8 min for pure relief.

Mind you, this center I speak of has been historically "anal" and sometimes oppressive in rule enforcement and such, but I just have to wonder how far this assnazi plans to persue it. This guy really has no other purpose in the center other than reviewing video footage all day in hopes of cracking the big case, but poop patrol just seems like he's taking it a bit too far.

Rant over.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_568ed1aae4b0c8beacf65229
 
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Redracer3136

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FedexLube said:
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I crap on company time"

Work poop calculator
http://www.plumbworld.co.uk/toilet-calculator

Well, it came to my attention earlier this week that there seems to be a certain southern center that takes issue with taking a dump while on the clock.

While it does seem limited to one particular egotistical redshirt at one center, I wonder if this is occurring elsewhere.

While personally I have no problem punching out while pinching a loaf if asked, but if I'm seriously prairie dogging, then there's no way in hell Im gonna rush to the nearest time clock just to avoid charging the company 8 min for pure relief.

Mind you, this center I speak of has been historically "anal" and sometimes oppressive in rule enforcement and such, but I just have to wonder how far this assnazi plans to persue it. This guy really has no other purpose in the center other than reviewing video footage all day in hopes of cracking the big case, but poop patrol just seems like he's taking it a bit too far.

Rant over.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_568ed1aae4b0c8beacf65229
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So what you're saying is if you've just got a turtle head then no problem, you'll clock out but if you're prairie dogging then no way??
I understand and fully agree!!

Another question is what if you've just pass gas and you suspect you've drew mud...must you clock out first to check??
 
princess

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FedexLube said:
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I crap on company time"

Work poop calculator
http://www.plumbworld.co.uk/toilet-calculator

Well, it came to my attention earlier this week that there seems to be a certain southern center that takes issue with taking a dump while on the clock.

While it does seem limited to one particular egotistical redshirt at one center, I wonder if this is occurring elsewhere.

While personally I have no problem punching out while pinching a loaf if asked, but if I'm seriously prairie dogging, then there's no way in hell Im gonna rush to the nearest time clock just to avoid charging the company 8 min for pure relief.

Mind you, this center I speak of has been historically "anal" and sometimes oppressive in rule enforcement and such, but I just have to wonder how far this assnazi plans to persue it. This guy really has no other purpose in the center other than reviewing video footage all day in hopes of cracking the big case, but poop patrol just seems like he's taking it a bit too far.

Rant over.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_568ed1aae4b0c8beacf65229
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princess

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Ha! I know for a fact that that certain red shirts at a terminal tried to get guys to clock out and or ask "permission first" to take a dump many years ago.
I can say this. FedexFreight Legal Dept. did not stand for it. If a drivers gotta go..well then..they are allowed. Sometimes a nicely worded letter signed by half a terminal in regards to these types of issues and sent to the Legal Dept., come out in favor of the driver and a red shirt being warned.

And thats all I have to say about this.
 
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Gator

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You mean I can pull in a rest area and do my business then call central and collect delay pay. Hot Damn. You know I only posted this in fun lmao
 
FedexLube

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No,
Redracer3136 said:
So what you're saying is if you've just got a turtle head then no problem, you'll clock out but if you're prairie dogging then no way??
I understand and fully agree!!

Another question is what if you've just pass gas and you suspect you've drew mud...must you clock out first to check??
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I think in that situation u immediately head to the nearest stall, rip off your soiled undergarments and pray your day goes really fast
 
Canadian Flyer

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Last time I asked permission to poop, I was still in high school. I will never ask permission again, and if someone has a problem with that they're welcome to talk to me about it from the other side of the stall door.
 
mud

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Roadway ABQ at one time had a couple of small one seat bathrooms out on their dock. First thing they did to stop us from abusing company time was to take the door off. When that didn't work, they just tore them down.
 
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mud said:
Roadway ABQ at one time had a couple of small one seat bathrooms out on their dock. First thing they did to stop us from abusing company time was to take the door off. When that didn't work, they just tore them down.
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Yikes! They turn the A/C off in a deep south center where I work to make it uncomfortable to spend too much time working up a good one
 
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At home, I got my collection of car magazines in the John. Get away from the wife and kid, you know, man time. Check out muscle cars, check out TB (guess where I am right now?).
At work, heck, it's all business. Drop and go. Besides...we got a few "tap dancers" at our yard...if you know what I mean.....
 
Clandestine_ice

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Big Dave said:
At home, I got my collection of car magazines in the John. Get away from the wife and kid, you know, man time. Check out muscle cars, check out TB (guess where I am right now?).
At work, heck, it's all business. Drop and go. Besides...we got a few "tap dancers" at our yard...if you know what I mean.....
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You have Larry Craig working there???
 
joes bar and grill

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Big Dave said:
At home, I got my collection of car magazines in the John. Get away from the wife and kid, you know, man time. Check out muscle cars, check out TB (guess where I am right now?).
At work, heck, it's all business. Drop and go. Besides...we got a few "tap dancers" at our yard...if you know what I mean.....
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do they wear gardenias?
 
purple smurf

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You guys do hear yourselves right? Who the hell are they to treat you like that? Listen, you don't want to protect yourselves with a union, that's fine. But at the very least you tell this scumbag red shirt where to go. Next time he or any other out of his/her mind, brain deformed poop patrol idiot tries that, you tell human resources you're being sexually harassed by him and get a lawyer. Or go to his house and dump on his doorstep and leave a note saying "this dump was off the clock" What an overreaching out of control environment.
 
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