Your little cork-gun comment is utterly hilarious and also extremely un-original.I'm not worried about your lil' cork gun. I can handle it. I am a little worried about your phone though. It seems to be making up words that don't exist.
BTW-It's Fedex Freight now.
I know that and I also know about my phone. It's called Swype and if I am not watching every word, it will invariably misspell words. This usually happens when I am rolling.
I know it's fedex. I worked there for a very brief time back in the 90's when it was AF. Left that level 2 crap hole to come to this level 1 crap hole.
Oh I can hear it now..."If you are so miserable, why don't you leave", etc....I can handle ALL comers. Been doing this for many many years. Ain't much I haven't done or experienced.
So wander into our sandbox any time you wish. Beware of the little Boston Terrier turds though. LOL