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benbai66

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well.... i get road tested and go for my physical friday .hopefully my background check is back by monday and i can give notice to my present employer.i am stoked,i noticed that conway has different names for things than i am used to ,fac,scm etc.scm is wanting me to start on the 20th.
 
For the physical I find it's nice to splash a little rose water behind the jumblies. It's a nice surprise for the doc, whom I feel bad for always touching various twigs and berries.
 
as long as i dont get the ole fat finger i just had one last year,by a female ,and evidently she was pissed at her old man because she really tried to tickle my liver made me bleed.i was not a happy camper and let her know it .anyways i will think happy thoughts and try my best to talk my way out of it,i dont know what the hell my prostate has to do with driving anyways
 
benbai66 said:
as long as i dont get the ole fat finger i just had one last year,by a female ,and evidently she was pissed at her old man because she really tried to tickle my liver made me bleed.i was not a happy camper and let her know it .anyways i will think happy thoughts and try my best to talk my way out of it,i dont know what the hell my prostate has to do with driving anyways
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Make her give you a kiss first...You will learn to speak the language, and you will find yourself speaking in acronyms..kind of funny after awhile..
 
oh ,there was also another female present ,they has to be two people in the room when opposite sexes are involved,talk about a fantasy gone wrong....
 
benbai66 said:
oh ,there was also another female present ,they has to be two people in the room when opposite sexes are involved,talk about a fantasy gone wrong....
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... or a fantasy made even better!

Think on thr bright side!

My first ever DOT physical was when I was 18. This smokin' hot, late 20's woman in a sun dress lets me in the room and says "Change into this gown, the doc will be in shortly."

So... I start thinking about this woman with the rockin' bod under that little dress and, well, ya know... we start getting a little blood flow, if ya know what I mean.

Now I'm like "Ah, ::shit::. This dudes gonna come in here and I got a medical gown circus tent going on." So I try to calm myself down and it works... maybe it was just a little fear or whatever but I was OK after a minute or two.

Then the door opens up and it's the same super hot girl. she tells me the OTHER doc got busy so she was gonna do my physical.

She steps up to me and asks, "Any hernias?" and snaps on a glove.

She smelled AWESOME!

"Nope." I replied, voice nearly cracking. Beads of sweat form on my forehead...

"Good, let's just give a quick check."

Eye contact AND A SMILE! Oh boy oh boy!

Then, I swear to christ she KNEELS down in front of me, steals a glance up at my face, smiles again and flips the gown COMPLETELY over her head.

So, let's recap:

Super hot doc with a killer bod in a sexy as hell little sun dress.
smiling at me.
KNEELING in front of me and UNDER my gown.

Now I think to myself "I've seen a LOT of pornos start JUST LIKE THIS!"

So I grab her head and... nah, just ****in' with ya. But the stuff above is true.

So she's down there, and I'm happy.

Then she says "Cough" and it turned very clinical very quickly.

My dreams? Shot to death.
 
benbai66 said:
as long as i dont get the ole fat finger i just had one last year,by a female ,and evidently she was pissed at her old man because she really tried to tickle my liver made me bleed.i was not a happy camper and let her know it .anyways i will think happy thoughts and try my best to talk my way out of it,i dont know what the hell my prostate has to do with driving anyways
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Do what I do (and it works everytime).

HIDE THE GLOVES BOX!
 
I went in Monday and got my physical and it was a man doing the test. I was fine until he told me to drop my pants and underwear I almost froze up had to jerk myself. This shocked me so bad that my ***** looked very tiny. Another man looking at my private does not turn me on. 2 years ago when I went in I didn't have to drop the pants.
 
ch7833 said:
I went in Monday and got my physical and it was a man doing the test. I was fine until he told me to drop my pants and underwear I almost froze up had to jerk myself. This shocked me so bad that my ***** looked very tiny. Another man looking at my private does not turn me on. 2 years ago when I went in I didn't have to drop the pants.
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Thanks for sharing .... why do I feel very disturbed after reading this ... :holysheep:
 
" I was fine until he told me to drop my pants and underwear I almost froze up had to jerk myself."

LOL, what?

Bahahhaaa!
 
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