Off-Topic Snarkness, groovy topics{-15% of truth)

[Big Dave]

My dad wished I was created by divine, immaculate contraception……..

 

[BIG R GUY]

The Hat was created by divine, immaculate conception……but without all the fanfare…..they couldn’t find three wise men on the Coopderosa….

Or was it an immaculate capacitor condenser?

 

[seabreeze]

The Hat was created by divine, immaculate conception……but without all the fanfare…..they couldn’t find three wise men on the Coopderosa….

Maybe they should have tried T B, on second thought,

 

[seabreeze]

My dad wished I was created by divine, immaculate contraception……..

And I always heard you were published!

 

[Steward of the Rock]

My dad wished I was created by divine, immaculate contraception……..

So you are saying the condom had an immaculate defection?

 

[BIG R GUY]

So you are saying the condom had an immaculate defection?

Not surprised by that. Back in the day, condoms manufactured by
Patel Prophylactics, were the most popular ones in Iowa, and Arkansas.

 

[Steward of the Rock]

Not surprised by that. Back in the day, condoms manufactured by
Patel Prophylactics, were the most popular ones in Iowa, and Arkansas.

I am sure that Big Dave will say it had something to do with the history of “Big Hands” in his family. He is such a braggart.

 

[wongway]

So you are saying the condom had an immaculate defection?

Not surprised by that. Back in the day, condoms manufactured by
Patel Prophylactics, were the most popular ones in Iowa, and Arkansas.

They don't make the Cowboy Shape ones anymore , after Patels' Prophylactics factory closed down due to 15% shortage of manufacturing materiel's !

 

[BIG R GUY]

They don't make the Cowboy Shape ones anymore , after Patels' Prophylactics factory closed down due to 15% shortage of manufacturing materiel's !

I heard it was the one shaped like a cowboy hat they discontinued?

 

[seabreeze]

I heard it was the one shaped like a cowboy hat they discontinued?

Reminds me of a book I just read, "The Great Rubber Failure)
by Iva Child.

 

[kboomarang]

Reminds me of a book I just read, "The Great Rubber Failure)
by Iva Child.

It's official you have crossed over, isn't it about time you bring up your brother-in-law.

 

[Hookman]

Reminds me of a book I just read, "The Great Rubber Failure)
by Iva Child.

Did Iva name that kid Ima?

 

[Steward of the Rock]

They don't make the Cowboy Shape ones anymore , after Patels' Prophylactics factory closed down due to 15% shortage of manufacturing materiel's !

Condoms and shortage should not be mentioned together Wong. After all, most have never seen the serial numbers on a condom!!!

 

[wongway]

Happy New Year to all TB people and may your troubles be -15 less in 2023 !!

 

[wongway]

Bad start to the New Year , to bad GPS can't read signs !!! Butt his Mirrors are marked" SAFE "!!

 

[seabreeze]

Bad start to the New Year , to bad GPS can't read signs !!! Butt his Mirrors are marked" SAFE "!!

It was the fog, I couldn't read the sign!

 

[Triplex]

Bad start to the New Year , to bad GPS can't read signs !!! Butt his Mirrors are marked" SAFE "!!

The guy walking the dog distracted the driver. Put the blame where it belongs!

 

[Steward of the Rock]

It was the fog, I couldn't read the sign!

My guess would be that one of his “house-shoes” got hung up on the accelerator preventing him from using the brake.

 

[seabreeze]

My guess would be that one of his “house-shoes” got hung up on the accelerator preventing him from using the brake.

3 feet makes a yard, 3 of those would make a lumber yard

 

[seabreeze]

The guy walking the dog distracted the driver. Put the blame where it belongs!

That proves you worked for Ryder.
Where's the deer that ran in front of him?