Off-Topic Snarkness, groovy topics{-15% of truth)

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Exciting Coop News Big Dave has pre-ordered 15 of these New Honda Trucks with NO speed governors and a 15 speed transmission so we can get out and run with the Big Boys and turn our weekly Texas Beet runs , down to less than 15 hours !! Zoom Zoom !!
 
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Exciting Coop News Big Dave has pre-ordered 15 of these New Honda Trucks with NO speed governors and a 15 speed transmission so we can get out and run with the Big Boys and turn our weekly Texas Beet runs , down to less than 15 hours !! Zoom Zoom !!
ahem...excuse me but won't not having a 46 MPH top end "gold hotel" make your partner what some people would call angry.
 
Yep. Technically Texas is “downhill” from Iowa, so heavy beets will get you there quick. Fortunately you’ll bring back Mystic’s hydrogen hybrid lightbulbs as a back haul. Super light and are only registered Class 9 so you won’t have a scary looking placard when you park at the Golden Corral for lunch. Who knew the GC management would get all nervous when you guys had that Explosive/Flammable Gas load of popcorn flavorings that last time……
 
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Exciting Coop News Big Dave has pre-ordered 15 of these New Honda Trucks with NO speed governors and a 15 speed transmission so we can get out and run with the Big Boys and turn our weekly Texas Beet runs , down to less than 15 hours !! Zoom Zoom !!
Big Dave I think applied for a, artificial loan from the government to finance the trucks, partner.
 
Keep letting these foreign bastards into this country and start their own trucking companies. What could go wrong?

Wow...that explains it...... Big Dave has been getting all kinds of calls complaining about an outfit that folks think is his, a certain Chicago based Coop Transco, sounds like it's probably the same bastard.....here you go BD....this is the culprit.
 
Wow...that explains it...... Big Dave has been getting all kinds of calls complaining about an outfit that folks think is his, a certain Chicago based Coop Transco, sounds like it's probably the same bastard.....here you go BD....this is the culprit.
In all fairness though, I hope they let this guy out of custody, with a notice to appear court date.
 
Happy Throwback Monday & Happy 15th Anniversary of joining up with Coop Trucking , its been a fun ride and can't wait to see what the next 15 yrs brings my partner & me & our great Coop team ! p.s. these still are my favorite pair of shorts !!:1036316054:
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Shorts?? :17142: ……….oh that’s right…..I still have “Professor” Igor Dwarfiskivitch working on those leg extensions for ya, Wong…:1036316054:
 
Beyond words ?? I'll leave it up to your guys to come up with the best caption quote's !!
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Just a few quick things 1) The mentioned "Big Guy" is actually none other than Big Dave 2) And the 10% is actually closer to 73.5% 3) Moldos aren't to swift at math, but the truth is BD has put together a huge fleet of these charging "contraptions" nationwide and being a shrewd trucking industry leader he's ingeniously put together a very lucrative (for him) lease program for his Coop empire catering to the ever growing EV community and the Moldo's desire to work for peanuts.....or in this case beets......yeah it's kind of a bastard move, but better our much loved BD than the Illinois Russians.
 
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