Did you rent a 102 wide U Haul to transportGull dang bastard……yep more Texas jargon I’m a speaking you low down horny toad.
Big Dave’s new hat to WBL when he visits the up north division office?
Did you rent a 102 wide U Haul to transportGull dang bastard……yep more Texas jargon I’m a speaking you low down horny toad.
Yes sir but I was stopped at the Kansas border and turned back, something to do with a Uncle Henry and a Auntie Em’s house twirling around in the wind, they don’t want a repeat of that fiasco…whatever that was.Did you rent a 102 wide U Haul to transport
Big Dave’s new hat to WBL when he visits the up north division office?
Kansas bastardsYes sir but I was stopped at the Kansas border and turned back, something to do with a Uncle Henry and a Auntie Em’s house twirling around in the wind, they don’t want a repeat of that fiasco…whatever that was.
All my new friends in Texas call them “low down, no good sidewinder Kansas bastard sons of guns”Kansas bastards
The Egg-Mc-Beeter sandwich is my favorite. I like it with gravy, open face style.Whewy what a long and arduous sojourn... but happily back in WBL, So I was feeling a bit peckish (yep Texas talk for hungry) as I entered Iowa, the next town was Van Wert and I saw a sign with a huge hat outlined in bright yellow neon as the exit got closer, it's Big Dave...he's got another new venture going "Mc-BD's" or "Mickey BD's", and his catch phrase for this one is "Ewe Hungry? Ewe'll Get Your Fill At Mc BD's". Hey I love breakfast sandwiches anyways so "hell yeah why not".............. not a fan of "Egg Mc-Mutton" and the side of french fried beets, and that "beetchup" none for me thanks, locals seemed to enjoy it though, oddly though they came on the same bus and almost all of them were wearing helmets.....what's up with that?
Next time we’ll have to charge you for the extra chisnau gravy that you like….The Egg-Mc-Beeter sandwich is my favorite. I like it with gravy, open face style.
Thanks, ya bastard.Next time we’ll have to charge you for the extra chisnau gravy that you like….
Oh yeah....."chisnau what's in it?....neither do we"chisnau gravy
Beet alcohol with a vodka and beer chaser….Oh yeah....."chisnau what's in it?....neither do we"
Don't ever come to the Lakeside again....it's a beet free zone.Beet alcohol with a vodka and beer chaser….
Don't ever come to the Lakeside again....it's a beet free zone.
My recording company insider said Jacko wanted to title the song properly at "Beet It", but record company execs shot him down saying "but Mikey baby beets just don't sell albums" word has it they bought him a chimp and a glove to smooth it over.
Did you know Jacko used to record in what is now the mirror warehouse at the Coop? I built a studio for him here in CR so he could feel his Midwest roots like Prince in Swedeapolis.My recording company insider said Jacko wanted to title the song properly at "Beet It", but record company execs shot him down saying "but Mikey baby beets just don't sell albums" word has it they bought him a chimp and a glove to smooth it over.
I notice he is wearing the beet colored hat that has become popular in the Cedar Rapids, Waterloo corridor off I 380.
I thought Coop North was partnering with,Big Hat LLC.Back in WBL after my Texas voyage and this is the welcome I get....are they saying I'm a "dick"?
They did, but evidently they couldn't embarrass me enough with a big hat, so they used a big flag, and to top it off this bastard was sitting in my spot at the Lakeside.I thought Coop North was partnering with,Big Hat LLC.