Underground UFO…..but it still doesn’t explain the corny jokes that come out of there….
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And are the UFO’s doubles?
They’re double stacked…..
Dave's personal plane in for a tuneupWowser... Dateline Cedar Rapids Iowa: Troubling news for local business mogul, fatcat, entrepreneur, big shot Big Dave (the bastard with the hat) seems the pilots of his Air Express division have voted to go on strike in a push for what one Coop pilot descibed as "some stuff like that one other company's pilots want..... ...... ohhhh and maybe some new propellers". No strike date has been set, stay tuned for updates. ( file photo below: Clarence International Airport)
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That thing needs frequent regular service, something to do with BD's hat and it's lack of aerodynamics over taxes the motors, at least that's what his personal pilot tells me anyway.
That's Wrongway Feldman from Gilligans IslandThat thing needs frequent regular service, something to do with BD's hat and it's lack of aerodynamics over taxes the motors, at least that's what his personal pilot tells me anyway.
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Who.... happens to be Big Daves private pilot.....that stint on Gilligan's killed his career until BD hired him.
I told that bastard to bring back Maryann but he brought coconuts instead……
I thought BD got him flying for FedEx between Clarence, and WBL?
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No he got another guy.... get this..... he's named after a booze drink.... boy do we give him the business at Theo's.....nice little asian guy...BD's cook's brother in-law.
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Perfect kick-off to Clarence's "Concerts In The Park" series, an annual summertime activity, It was a concert featuring Big Dave, brother Big Don, their violins, and their renditions of todays biggest hits from both country and western music, with free beet/lemonade and a bottle rocket display during the grand finale at sunset.
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That plane appears to be on blocks!!!
Does Big Dave get it tuned up in R-Kin-Saw???
Sorta…..I told the Moldos to put it on a “tiered” block system….something in the translation made them put it on tires……when I told them they screwed up, they started crying…….I need a new translator…..
That plane has blocks so it could land on flat roofs
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I know most of you don't know this happened on Monday, but BRG and Big Dave got into a big argument about the "team" getting a new gold hotel, BD said "hey man at this time it's not in the budget", so BRG said "fine I'll get my own new truck.... ya cheap bastard"..... so he did. She's kinda of a beauty....in a weird off putting sort of way, but nicely optioned, cool name!!!, governed right on the nose at 45.99999 MPH, large condiment bin for Wong, smaller more industructible mirrors, and the best feature is right hand-drive so the Bag can get up close and personable with those passing on the right wilst he hangs out in the left lane. (see photo below)
Jorge must be hauling lumber in Canada now? The news article read, The Public Works dept will be investigating the cause of the crash? Wood floor bridge, in rural area, gravel road leading up to it? What could possibly have caused this?
The wood wasn’t pressure treatedJorge must be hauling lumber in Canada now? The news article read, The Public Works dept will be investigating the cause of the crash? Wood floor bridge, in rural area, gravel road leading up to it? What could possibly have caused this?
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I wonder what that outfit scaled out at? looks heavy....... ohh....and in Canada Jorge would appreciate it if you included his middle initial when referring to him, I think it's an "A".Jorge must be hauling lumber in Canada now? The news article read, The Public Works dept will be investigating the cause of the crash? Wood floor bridge, in rural area, gravel road leading up to it? What could possibly have caused this?
Termites?
Thought the same thing. Maybe a few hundred extra board feet on there?