Maybe in your world I should be on the street, but that's simply not the way it works and I'm not simply a babysitter watching over new hires watching training videos. The Conway days of watching a stack of DVD's are long gone. The curriculums today consist of guided Powerpoint presentations, hands-on using the hear-see-do-teach method, short, 3-4 minute videos to aid in the training. Honestly, most of the videos suck, being produced in house. They are supposed to give the trainee a high level understanding but end up presenting too much information at a pace where it cannot be properly absorbed. What makes the overall training experience good for new hires is that in the hands of skilled instructor the Powerpoints become engaging and bring the trainee into the process so that they come away able to pass the tests that follow on the first attempt, even the HAZMAT presentation, although lengthy and full of facts, is understandable in the hands of a skilled trainer. It's taken me months to craft my presentations in a way that make them entertaining and understandable and I pride myself on that. It's too bad you'll never have a chance to be in my training room and experience what I'm capable of because I'm godamned good at it and you would walk away smarter than when you came in.