Yo Football fans there is still time to purchase tickets,only $3300.00 each

seriously, i do not even go to a little league game for free...

i like watching my sports through the comfort of home, with a toilet close by, the fridge close by, and my remote control close by.

my dad and his bowling team, when i was very young, took me to a Red Sox ball game.

i hated the drive up there.

i hated the noise

i hated the semi-warmed hot dog

i hated the LONG run to the bathroom

and most of all


I HATED ALL THAT NOISE...........!!!!!!


BUT, i will most certainly respect those of you that go to a sporting event, pay all that insane amount of money, drive (or be stuck) in all sorts of traffic, and most of all, **** your pants, since you cannot run fast enough to the bathrooms....and that is even if........

there is a vacancy once you get there....!!!!!!
 
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