Memo
MEMO
From: Hazmat International
To: YRCW hazmat Division
Subject : Clean up of the Chicago Ridge Terminal
Dear Sirs we at Hazmat International have conclude are investigation of your terminal and the following HAZARD'S SUBSTANCES have been found in mass amount on your property .
1. Amount over 100 parts per 1000 of Hi-Karate cologne this is a volition of federal standards !
2 Amount over 200 parts per 1000 of Brylcreem this is a volition of federal standards !
3 Amount over 500 parts per 1000 of Old Spice aftershave this is a volition of federal standards !
4 Amount over 900 parts per 1000 of Estrogen this is a volition of federal standards and just plain weird !
We found most of these HAZARD'S SUBSTANCES to be mainly around the break rooms , bathrooms , dispatch windows , ready and drop line . Please advise our company as soon as possible if you wish us to clean this property our estimate for clean up is 10 Million dollars and 17 cents .