This should make you laugh.
Heard today that the incredibly bright college grads that think freight is a medical term who are making all these fantastic policies, have concluded that our yard only needs to have an hour of hostling in the morning. The rest of the time, the trailers will magically pull themselves out of doors and insert themselves elsewhere.
Next will come the spreadsheet that shows how freight can get to one trailer to another without the intervention of human activity. Look, I can move it over here just like this! The algorithm does not and will not lie! The algorithm is my friend! I've just saved the company 37 million dollars by deleting the dock crews from the equation! Can I have my 54 oz Mt. Dew now?
They haven't quite figured out the bugs in the freight teleportation device that will eliminate the need for drivers, but they have a focus group working on it and several conference calls in the works.
I heard them say "synergy" and they started doing the hokey pokey.
Then it was nap time.
Heard today that the incredibly bright college grads that think freight is a medical term who are making all these fantastic policies, have concluded that our yard only needs to have an hour of hostling in the morning. The rest of the time, the trailers will magically pull themselves out of doors and insert themselves elsewhere.
Next will come the spreadsheet that shows how freight can get to one trailer to another without the intervention of human activity. Look, I can move it over here just like this! The algorithm does not and will not lie! The algorithm is my friend! I've just saved the company 37 million dollars by deleting the dock crews from the equation! Can I have my 54 oz Mt. Dew now?
They haven't quite figured out the bugs in the freight teleportation device that will eliminate the need for drivers, but they have a focus group working on it and several conference calls in the works.
I heard them say "synergy" and they started doing the hokey pokey.
Then it was nap time.