bah-hum-bug
i place candy wrappers in the "kettle" outside the supermarkets and stores
i play either Polish Polka dancing music, or Rap music so loud, i make my car the envy of the "boys in da hood"
i aim my car specifically at all deer, and if i get Rudy, so be it, his nose should have glowed so bright.
i fart on Santa's lap, and sometimes pee...yeah, that's right.....he deserves it, since i did not get that Major Matt Mason action figure and his space crawler, when i had wanted it.(
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i buy key lime pies (because i do not like key lime pies), and drop them on the floor and watch all the old bag ladies slip and fall..
i go around "da hood" and rip down all the Christmas lights, as they bother my eyes.
when someone says to me.."Merry Christmas"...
i turn around and slug them.
when the Christmas Carolers come around (if they dare to in my hood), i give them boiling hot chocolate with Ex-Lax in it...and slam the door shut and go watch a violent movie..
other than that....
mErry FrEakiG ExZEma to one an all.............................