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TiredDvrsWife

TiredDvrsWife

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Yellow announced that in order to help with the running of the new program they are offering a new incentive:
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The driver with the best performance of the week get to take their "prize" home for the weekend. But she has to be brought back Monday morning. Good work and good luck guys!


***Yellow will not be held responsible for wives :chairshot::nutkick: the driver
 
Gggrrrhhh

tireddvrswife said:
yellow announced that in order to help with the running of the new program they are offering a new incentive:
sextgoldilocks-l.jpg

the driver with the best performance of the week get to take their "prize" home for the weekend. But she has to be brought back monday morning. Good work and good luck guys!


***yellow will not be held responsible for wives :chairshot::nutkick: The driver
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yeeeiiiks!!!.seee yooo on tuesday!!!
 
Finally, someone who understands us. Tired, you should work for Yellow. When I take a night off, they send me a warning letter. I was thinking of taking tonight off but have never been more motivated to go in. See you on the Thru-way :smilie_132:
 
Comftblynumb said:
Finally, someone who understands us. Tired, you should work for Yellow. When I take a night off, they send me a warning letter. I was thinking of taking tonight off but have never been more motivated to go in. See you on the Thru-way :smilie_132:
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They have their ways of keeping their workers motivated here at LCP and you gotta be tough to make it here. This place ain't for girls, or SISSY'S! :biglaugh:
 
I want my money back!!!

I want a refund in full. I saw the cute lil bunny in Yellow and went to work as I said I would. Had 2.5 hours of breakdown, called at the hotel late, crazy via and the only woman that was offered to me was a 4'4", 250lb toothless wonder at the Indian Castle service plaza.

NOT AT ALL WHAT WAS ADVERTISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:toxic::toxic::toxic::toxic:
 
Comftblynumb said:
I want a refund in full. I saw the cute lil bunny in Yellow and went to work as I said I would. Had 2.5 hours of breakdown, called at the hotel late, crazy via and the only woman that was offered to me was a 4'4", 250lb toothless wonder at the Indian Castle service plaza.

NOT AT ALL WHAT WAS ADVERTISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:toxic::toxic:
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OH MAN!!! Now you done it. :hide: Some women somewhere is gonna lecture us for sure. :hysterical:
 
Comftblynumb said:
I want a refund in full. I saw the cute lil bunny in Yellow and went to work as I said I would. Had 2.5 hours of breakdown, called at the hotel late, crazy via and the only woman that was offered to me was a 4'4", 250lb toothless wonder at the Indian Castle service plaza.

NOT AT ALL WHAT WAS ADVERTISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:toxic::toxic::toxic::toxic:
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Could you tell her that I am wondering when she is coming home? Tell her the kids miss her and the laundry is piling up too. (And tell her to stop on the way home and get us another 5 gallons of that wine we drink.......you know, the GOOOOOOOOOD stuff
 
:hysterical::biglaugh::hysterical::biglaugh:

::::singing:::: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille! Four hungry children and a crop in the field........

Glad2bnGAR said:
Could you tell her that I am wondering when she is coming home? Tell her the kids miss her and the laundry is piling up too. (And tell her to stop on the way home and get us another 5 gallons of that wine we drink.......you know, the GOOOOOOOOOD stuff
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Oh, I wouldn't lecture him. I'd just wonder if the lovely "incentive" ran out the back door after seeing HIM. But I'm NOT going to say ANYTHING like that. Not at all. No mention of fat bellies, chew baccker (arkiesaw accent) and no bath for a week smell. No-sir-ree, NOT me! :1036316054::funky: No lecture from ME

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OH MAN!!! Now you done it. :hide: Some women somewhere is gonna lecture us for sure. :hysterical:
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whiners

TiredDvrsWife said:
Yellow announced that in order to help with the running of the new program they are offering a new incentive:
sextgoldilocks-l.jpg

The driver with the best performance of the week get to take their "prize" home for the weekend. But she has to be brought back Monday morning. Good work and good luck guys!


***Yellow will not be held responsible for wives :chairshot::nutkick: the driver
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I can hear the complaints in the drivers room about their prize already! (Whiners)
 
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