The Nature Boy
16 Time World Champion
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Frogs come from tadpoles. Alligators are hatched from eggs. Tadpoles and alligators really don’t have anything in common except for hanging out in water. The.Never allow your alligator mouth to overload your tadpole ass. von.
Better to remain silent & thought a fool, than to speak up & remove all doubt.
“Don’t let your bulldog mouth write checks your chihuahua ass can’t cash.” makes more sense. Granted, neither animal has an opposing thumb to facilitate manipulating a pen to write a check or would have a basic understanding of the check writing system. It’s highly doubtful either would have a bank account, let alone a checkbook. But, both animals are canines, both have teeth and can get bitey if provoked. Chihuahuas are small, worthless, and easily puntable, but will put up a losing fight when angry. Tadpoles really don’t do anything but hope they don’t get eaten before they can grow legs, drop their tails and become frogs.
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