Yellow | new olympic event-brown-noser deby

[mufungo]

we should divide our supposed union into 2- the brotherhood of teamsters, and the loose association of brown-nosers and meesters. we have some gold medal winners here.
nothing too good here for our browners. supv calls from his home to make sure the colon crawlers get their OT, regardless of volume.
those are not winter tans-they are the stained skins of the browners.
it is great to spend OPM, other peoples money. no need to profit, no need to really control costs, spend like a drunken sailor.

 

[turboj]

I hear theres about 13,000 entrants! Not gonna be pretty getting a winner, they'll be trying to screw eachother big time to win the gold turd medal! Although one would be happy to have a nice bronze turd hanging around their neck. Maybe a nice bottle of "essence of bill's ::::" for all the rest of the runner ups for a good try!