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COOP JUICE? Keeps drivers awake for days.Wow wow wowser....I stopped by the Piggly Wiggly this morning on the way to breakfast and a huge display caught my eye, it's a new drink in the non Hamm's category of wholesome beverages....yeah... Big Dave came out with it to go after that over priced Mountain Dew....quite frankly at their prices I don't know how or if the youth of America can even afford a 2 liter of it if their mouth was on fire,....psst.... he even put youthful likeness's of him and Donna on the bottles.
Yes in a wholesome and refreshing way I've been what some people would call...told.COOP JUICE? Keeps drivers awake for days.
Off lunch now. B word is flying directly at Ted again.Ok. Ted is taking his 46 minute lunch now.
Had enough already from what’s her name, do this, do that, are you done yet you bastard.
The boys have been texting, calling, tele-typing, and something called sending an I.M. wanting me to find out if the other B word came into play at any time in Ted's exhaustive day....I'm sure for only a point of reference.....although I suppose for their own personal use at some time......maybe....perhaps?Off lunch now. B word is flying directly at Ted again.
Ted is exhausted. Think I’ll go up town to Wayne’s Liquor Store and grab a 12 pack of Hamm’s, sit out in the garage and watch a baseball game on TV, and throw the empty cans over the neighbors fence.The boys have been texting, calling, tele-typing, and something called sending an I.M. wanting me to find out if the other B word came into play at any time in Ted's exhaustive day....I'm sure for only a point of reference.....although I suppose for their own personal use at some time......maybe....perhaps?
....you bastard.and throw the empty cans over the neighbors fence.
Ohhh come on man.....Baltimore is known for it's delicious 2 tone dunk-able cookies..not Hamm's..geez... BD they even named their baseball team after them.Is Hamms brewed in Baltimore?? East of that bastard bridge???
That’s how I look now.Here's an interesting photo Big Dave shared with me....yep it's a young BRG....not a joke....it was taken years ago when he and BD took it upon themselves to de-forest central Iowa from Cedar Rapids to Clarence with axes and saws, they then trucked the logs (see photo below) to what is now Dave's homestead..."The Coopderosa", which is made from those very timbers, and with BRG's new found popularity and Paul Bunyan type he-man status he was forced to don a bag because the babes were going really crazy over him and he couldn't get a moments peace.... enjoy a can of spinach, or a refreshing relaxing frosty cold Hamm's.
They call you Mr. Bastard Biceps???….That’s how I look now.
Mostly just, bastard.They call you Mr. Bastard Biceps???….
Who lobbied Ted to take cheese fries off the menu and replace it with beet and spinach salad....Popeye armed bastard.Mostly just, bastard.