What This Russian Farmer Can Do with a Flock of Ducks is Unbelievable

lol.....

i wonder if he went around, stealing the eggs, and when the ducklings hatched, they saw him and from that point on......he was thier "father/mother"...???
 
M R Ducks

M R Not

M R Too

C M E D B D Wangs?

L I B...M R Ducks

M R Mice

M R Not

S A R...C M E D B D Feet?

L I B...M R Mice!

M R Puppies

M R Not

O S A R...C M P N?

L I B...M R Puppies.

M R Farmers.

M R Not!

O S A R...C M M T Pockets?

L I B...M R Farmers.
 
​wtf....^^^^^^^.....??????
As Maury Povich would say, "You sir are not a redneck"

You need a deep southern accent to understand the exchange between the two.
It can also be called a Redneck Reading Test.

M R Ducks = Them Are Ducks

M R Not = Them Are Not

M R Too = Them Are Too

C M Wangs = See Them Wings

L I B…M R Ducks = Well I Be – Them Are Ducks

M R Mice = Them Are Mice

M R Not = Them Are Not

S A R…C M E D B D Feet? = Yes They Are – See Them Iddy Biddy Feet ?

L I B…M R Mice! = Well I Be – Them Are Mice

M R Puppies = Them Are Puppies

M R Not = Them Are Not

O S A R...C M P N? = Oh Yes They Are – See Them Peeing?

L I B…M R Puppies. = Well I Be – Them Are Puppies

M R Farmers = Them Are Farmers

M R Not = Them Are Not!

O S A R…C M M T Pockets? = Oh Yes They Are – See Them Empty Pockets ?

L I B…M R Farmers = Well I Be – Them Are Farmers
 
M R Ducks

M R Not

M R Too

C M E D B D Wangs?

L I B...M R Ducks

M R Mice

M R Not

S A R...C M E D B D Feet?

L I B...M R Mice!

M R Puppies

M R Not

O S A R...C M P N?

L I B...M R Puppies.

M R Farmers.

M R Not!

O S A R...C M M T Pockets?

L I B...M R Farmers.

Thank you!...Now I'm talking like "Mater" from the Disney Cars movie :biglaugh:

[video=youtube_share;snUrJQHm0zI]http://youtu.be/snUrJQHm0zI[/video]
 
M R Ducks

M R Not

M R Too

C M E D B D Wangs?

L I B...M R Ducks

M R Mice

M R Not

S A R...C M E D B D Feet?

L I B...M R Mice!

M R Puppies

M R Not

O S A R...C M P N?

L I B...M R Puppies.

M R Farmers.

M R Not!

O S A R...C M M T Pockets?

L I B...M R Farmers.


That's great, I haven't heard that since I was a kid... Thanks for the flashback.
 
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[video=youtube_share;kjdUSPe7Yj4]http://youtu.be/kjdUSPe7Yj4[/video]

THOSE ARE SO CUTE IMMA GONNA DIE!! I NEED a herd of ducklings like that..

M R Ducks

M R Not

M R Too

C M E D B D Wangs?

L I B...M R Ducks

M R Mice

M R Not

S A R...C M E D B D Feet?

L I B...M R Mice!

M R Puppies

M R Not

O S A R...C M P N?

L I B...M R Puppies.

M R Farmers.

M R Not!

O S A R...C M M T Pockets?

L I B...M R Farmers.


HAHA my granny used to recite that all the time :) Thanks for the flash back!
 
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