What This Russian Farmer Can Do with a Flock of Ducks is Unbelievable

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  1. Dockworker

    Dockworker Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What the?

    [video=youtube_share;kjdUSPe7Yj4]http://youtu.be/kjdUSPe7Yj4[/video]
     
  2. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LAST

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    lol.....

    i wonder if he went around, stealing the eggs, and when the ducklings hatched, they saw him and from that point on......he was thier "father/mother"...???
     
  3. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    M R Ducks

    M R Not

    M R Too

    C M E D B D Wangs?

    L I B...M R Ducks

    M R Mice

    M R Not

    S A R...C M E D B D Feet?

    L I B...M R Mice!

    M R Puppies

    M R Not

    O S A R...C M P N?

    L I B...M R Puppies.

    M R Farmers.

    M R Not!

    O S A R...C M M T Pockets?

    L I B...M R Farmers.
     
  4. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LAST

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    ​wtf....^^^^^^^.....??????
     
  5. Dockworker

    Dockworker Super Moderator Staff Member

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    As Maury Povich would say, "You sir are not a redneck"

    You need a deep southern accent to understand the exchange between the two.
    It can also be called a Redneck Reading Test.

    M R Ducks = Them Are Ducks

    M R Not = Them Are Not

    M R Too = Them Are Too

    C M Wangs = See Them Wings

    L I B…M R Ducks = Well I Be – Them Are Ducks

    M R Mice = Them Are Mice

    M R Not = Them Are Not

    S A R…C M E D B D Feet? = Yes They Are – See Them Iddy Biddy Feet ?

    L I B…M R Mice! = Well I Be – Them Are Mice

    M R Puppies = Them Are Puppies

    M R Not = Them Are Not

    O S A R...C M P N? = Oh Yes They Are – See Them Peeing?

    L I B…M R Puppies. = Well I Be – Them Are Puppies

    M R Farmers = Them Are Farmers

    M R Not = Them Are Not!

    O S A R…C M M T Pockets? = Oh Yes They Are – See Them Empty Pockets ?

    L I B…M R Farmers = Well I Be – Them Are Farmers
     
  6. Dockworker

    Dockworker Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Thank you!...Now I'm talking like "Mater" from the Disney Cars movie :biglaugh:

    [video=youtube_share;snUrJQHm0zI]http://youtu.be/snUrJQHm0zI[/video]
     
  7. Gone Fishin

    Gone Fishin Active Member

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    That's great, I haven't heard that since I was a kid... Thanks for the flashback.
     
  8. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    You're welcome!
     
  9. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    You're welcome!

    You mean, we don't all sound like that?
     
  10. WildHeart

    WildHeart Well-Known Member

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    THOSE ARE SO CUTE IMMA GONNA DIE!! I NEED a herd of ducklings like that..


    HAHA my granny used to recite that all the time :) Thanks for the flash back!
     
  11. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    You are welcome Wild Woman!
     

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