Obviously, you're The Anchorperson of a Correspondant; not the Investigative Reporter..
Alrighty then youz guyz......what have I learned....? Deuce is a ghostly image of himself, a doopelganger has nothing to do with gangs and Jimmyg's REAL name must be Mikey.....he'll eat ANYTHING!
Tanks fur da ejimacaton! (smart )
(that's COWESPONDANT to YOU BUSTER!)