ABF Bad Idea!

Discussion in 'ABF Freight System' started by chowda, Jul 16, 2018.

  1. chowda

    chowda Active Member

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  2. cooch064

    cooch064 Member

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    PLEASE! Go away
     
  3. chowda

    chowda Active Member

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    Me or the machine? Machine okay.... Me well then maybe you can be in charge of keeping ABF honest, ya might even do a pretty good job since no-one else seems to be up to the task! Maybe I'll check on your progress at the end of the year on the Officers profits and bonus report Brother Teamster!
     
  4. Homesick

    Homesick Do I really exist if you've never seen me?

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    Can we get one in Atlanta? How much extra would it be to substitute Pepsi for Coke? Can we adjust the JD to leave out the Pepsi? This is Atlanta; home of Coke.
     
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  5. canaryinthemine

    canaryinthemine Retirement....The Job I Was Born To Have!

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    No,.........You're not serious....Did they really put a machine that dispenses alcohol in your terminal?

    It .........reminds me of those boxes propped up one end with a stick and a string tied to it,........and baited with a carrot or two....

    Do they watch a driver pour himself out a tall one,......and then send him out for a Breathalyzer test?

    Is it kind of like an...intelligence...test? If you're stupid enough to drink on the job/company property,.....then we don't want you....?

    Maybe the next move is topless models selling Playboy magazines,.....to see how many guys would be "encouraged" to steal company time by parking and "reading" for a while...........
     
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  6. Homesick

    Homesick Do I really exist if you've never seen me?

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    I have to admit watching topless models sell Playboy magazines might be worth loosing my job over. I can always get another job but I'm not sure I'll ever get a chance to watch topless models sell Playboy magazines AND get paid for it. What a story for the grand kids. LOL it would be worth it. Can I get 2 Jack and Cokes while I wait to be dismissed?
     
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  7. chowda

    chowda Active Member

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    Musta worked ! Seen a new face on the dock tonite, maybe they got something here. Remember when I first started at Halls Motor 78' the outbound supervisor liked to make it to the "Club" before closing so he'd grab a 12 pack on the way in and portion them out to any drivers who'd stay and help out on Thursdays and Fridays. End of the month he sometimes need a case! Always had some takers.
     
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  8. LTLAnonymous

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    Obviously a joke, but it really could help with driver retention. I know plenty of people who have resorted to alcoholism to deal with trucking.
     
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