Oh my gosh. You boys ain’t gonna believe this. It turns out the tribe whos land our yard is on is actually of Moldo descent!! Seriously!
Some history: the land that present day Moldovania is on belonged to an early nomadic tribe called the Moldosiouxcherokiskis. They were extremely nomadic and moved around a lot to find areas to plant their beet crop. They were friendly with the Asian/Mongolian nomadic tribes of the time. They made a plan together to make an extremely long trip to find new crop land. They crossed over that Alaskan bridge(the one that went somewhere) and I’ll fast forward cuz you know the rest, settled in present day North America. They settled as different tribes across the new land. But one day, a Moldo (shortened) tribe planted beets on land that belonged to an Asian tribe that was planting ginger. Fighting ensued but the Moldos were overpowered and they were banished to an area known as Clareniowatha.
So not only did we learn Indians were the first to put Indians in a reservation, but my employees have rights on Coop land. After finding this out, my Moldos and their cousins had a big powwow and smoked something interesting. Then they all looked at me funny. One removed my Hat and started stroking my scalp…….but I grabbed my Hat back and hit him over the head with it and told to get back in the mirror warehouse and start taking inventory…….
