At a week long seminar being held recently for a group of men, the speaker, at the end of one particular session, paused and asked the following:
"Just to get an idea,", he said, "how many of you in this room, have sex more than once a week?".....he waited and about a quarter of the room raised their hands. "Fascinating", he continued, "Now, how many of you have sex once a week?", again, about a quarter of the room responded. "Alright, how many of you twice a month?", somewhat less responded this time. "Well", he said, "how many only once a month?", there were about the same amount as the previous question who raised their hands to this. "Anybody only every few months?" , and surprisingly, some hands went up to this. "Well", he said, I don't suppose there is anybody who only gets it once a year is there?"....Immediatly a man jumped to his feet at the back of the room, started waving both hands wildly above his head and screaming "Me, ME, right here, Whoo, Whoo......"....and would not stop. Shouting over the top of the man's enthusiasm, the speaker managed to yell, "Hey, wait, if you only get it once a year, why on earth are you so fired up?????", the man, without calming down any at all, yelled back................"TONIGHTS THE NIGHT, TONIGHTS THE NIGHT"..........
instead!
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lately, our anniversary is coming up this week 
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