FedEx Freight | Spotted Lantern Fly

[citydog]

How man of y’all have had pre-shift about this? It must be pretty serious for the USDOT to get involved!!

 

[Gator]

We actually got a permit for your permit book for the bug WTH

 

[mattbob]

we all should have one as a pet

 

[Purple Hammer]

How man of y’all have had pre-shift about this? It must be pretty serious for the USDOT to get involved!!

I got a can of RAID and a Big Ass fly swatter in my tractor. Bring em on!

 

[Jeff]

another good reason to turn the trucks up

 

[Purple Hammer]

another good reason to turn the trucks up

I heard they can hang on to a vehicle at speeds up to 70 MPH. Need to turn em up to at least 72.

 

[Big Dave]

I heard they can hang on to a vehicle at speeds up to 70 MPH. Need to turn em up to at least 72.

My Hat stays on until 75.....

 

[citydog]

I got a can of RAID and a Big Ass fly swatter in my tractor. Bring em on!

Maybe you could use your Plastic Hammer?

 

[seabreeze]

Maybe you could use your Plastic Hammer?

SPCA will be on you like a chicken on a junebug

 

[Purple Hammer]

Maybe you could use your Plastic Hammer?

Nah I keep that in the goody bag by the bed.

 

[BIG R GUY]

I heard they can hang on to a vehicle at speeds up to 70 MPH. Need to turn em up to at least 72.

I wonder if you get enough of them stuck on the front end, the lantern part would give enough light so you can turn off the headlights?

 

[citydog]

I wonder if you get enough of them stuck on the front end, the lantern part would give enough light so you can turn off the headlights?

It would be like the old trucks driving by candle light.

 

[Crazy Trucker]

Nah I keep that in the goody bag by the bed.

That explains a lot.

 

[Purple Hammer]

That explains a lot.

It’s for your better half numb nuts.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

It’s for your better half numb nuts.

It sounds like you're a flaccid hammer.

 

[Purple Hammer]

It sounds like you're a flaccid hammer.

Wrong as usual Dick. You and CT must be WV cousins.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Wrong as usual Dick. You and CT must be WV cousins.

She uses it on you? Jesus Christ man, keep some things to yourself!

 

[Crazy Trucker]

It’s for your better half numb nuts.

To each their own my wife doesn't need "toys" I have enough to satisfy her.

 

[Citori_cx]

All they need to do is make all the paperwork that has to be filled out on these bugs from that type of tree (forget the name) they like. Problem solved.

 

[Gator]

All they need to do is make all the paperwork that has to be filled out on these bugs from that type of tree (forget the name) they like. Problem solved.

All they need to do is make all the paperwork that has to be filled out on these bugs from that type of tree (forget the name) they like. Problem solved.

I think its grape vines they thrive on. Don’t want to kill the wine industry