My post got deleted yesterday, believe that one of mine. I say this with a "sense" of humor so I will try it again.
Once YRC makes it,
You will need a geritol slushy in the morning,
A BEN GAY RUB after lunch
A POLIDENT milk shake after dinner
A LIFE ALERT NECKLACE, so the company can keep track of you "if you have fallen and can't get up."
YRC will use the LIFE ALERT necklace to alert you when they need to call you off of lay off.
A CLAPPER will be installed at each terminal to turn the lights on and off, and also to start and shut off the forklifts on the dock.
Finally JAZZY will be assigned to each man that is still working the yard.
Now come on have a sense of HUMOR, I do. Is this that far from the truth????
Remember all "workers" should wear LIFE ALERT.
I can DISH IT, and I am a big boy "I have been told by my many lady friends" SO BRING IT.
I hope you find the humor in this vwages, most of the time I agree with you. I cleaned it up some what. :puke::eck15:
Once YRC makes it,
You will need a geritol slushy in the morning,
A BEN GAY RUB after lunch
A POLIDENT milk shake after dinner
A LIFE ALERT NECKLACE, so the company can keep track of you "if you have fallen and can't get up."
YRC will use the LIFE ALERT necklace to alert you when they need to call you off of lay off.
A CLAPPER will be installed at each terminal to turn the lights on and off, and also to start and shut off the forklifts on the dock.
Finally JAZZY will be assigned to each man that is still working the yard.
Now come on have a sense of HUMOR, I do. Is this that far from the truth????
Remember all "workers" should wear LIFE ALERT.
I can DISH IT, and I am a big boy "I have been told by my many lady friends" SO BRING IT.
I hope you find the humor in this vwages, most of the time I agree with you. I cleaned it up some what. :puke::eck15: